Fingertips:

Fun facts about the world around us...
  • Stamp Collecting
  • Philosophy
  • Computer Resources
  • Software Consultants
  • Login
Main Menu
  • Home
  • PLAY Online Games
  • Books & Movies
  • eBooks
  • Famous Quotes
  • Factoids
  • Jokes
Most Recent
  • The Origin of the Question Mark
  • The Origin of the Exclamation Point
  • The Origin of the Equal Sign
Videos On Demand
Home Jokes

postheadericon Jokes & Humor

postheadericon Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day

Tags: April Fools Day | Atheism | Christianity | Court Cases | Holy Days | Jokes

[Note: This is an Internet hoax that has been going around in e-mails lately. There is no such court case... in short, don't believe everything you read!]

 

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
 
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days.

The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool's Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

 

 

postheadericon Joke of the Year

Tags: Jokes | Women

Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.
 

postheadericon Bored Mongols

Tags: Jokes | Mongols

How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
 

postheadericon Bible Prophecy about Microsoft Products

Tags: Bible Prophecy | Jokes | Microsoft Windows

"Death has come to our windows."

-Jeremiah 9:21
(A Biblical reference to a Microsoft product???)

 

postheadericon Computer Mistakes

Tags: Computers | Jokes

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history...

...with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

 
More Articles...
  • Cat O' Nine Tails

Copyright © 2010 ---.
All Rights Reserved.